"Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S." (calebms)
01/07/2016 at 22:06 • Filed to: None | 0 | 48 |
My female friend just asked what RCR meant, what episode should I show her in hopes of converting her to the dark side? I was thinking RX-7, or maybe just RCR goes to Cars and Coffee.
Van Man, rocks the Man Van
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:09 | 2 |
Original Miata review is always a classic. It really helps you to understand not only the premise of RCR (which is more of understanding car culture than cars themselves) but really why people like about cars and why they enjoy them as more than appliances.
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:11 | 4 |
GRAND COUNCILOR VARMON!
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2016 at 22:13 | 0 |
DODGE AVENGER, SPONSORED BY CONSENSUAL SEX!
Guess what, this was a burner account
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:13 | 6 |
I may or may not be biased.
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:15 | 1 |
EVERYBODY NEEDS A HELPING HAND!
Chariotoflove
> Van Man, rocks the Man Van
01/07/2016 at 22:15 | 3 |
Second this. This was when RCR was fresh and new and didn’t have all the inside jokes and obscure literary references. Of course, you have to tailor the experience to your audience. My sister drives an Odyssey with her two boys, and so I had to show the Odyssey review to her, with my brother in law nodding and chortling behind her the whole time.
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2016 at 22:17 | 1 |
WHAT DO THESE PILLS DO?? WHAAAAAT DO THEEEESE PILLLLS DOOOOOO?
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:18 | 0 |
THIS IS INDIGESTION!
Seriously, this is the most Regular Car Review of them all.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:20 | 0 |
Top gear.
gin-san - shitpost specialist
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:20 | 1 |
The one that always sticks out in my mind is the one of the Celica GT-S (the ‘00s generation). I think it’s a good summation of what RCR is about, not so sure about car culture... but I find this one of RCRs really compelling videos.
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2016 at 22:21 | 2 |
SHE ONLY LOVES ME WHEN I CUM BLOOD!!
And indeed it is. Maybe I’ll watch it with her and see if I find myself out of a relationship.
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> HammerheadFistpunch
01/07/2016 at 22:22 | 0 |
Oh don’t get me started on Top Gear. I bought Netflix so she had no excuse and surprise! she still hasn’t consented to watching an episode.
*sigh*
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> Chariotoflove
01/07/2016 at 22:23 | 0 |
My parents own an Odyssey, so I had to make them watch it...good times
traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2016 at 22:24 | 1 |
We need more RCR Avenger videos! Now it’s too philosophical, too much about the car.
JERRY ORBACH DIXON DIXON DIXON
Captain of the Enterprise
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:25 | 0 |
Corvette C3
Chariotoflove
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:26 | 1 |
Yeah, although you don’t want to look too closely at your dad’s face and see in his eyes the moment when it crosses his mind, “if only I’d used a condom...” That would be kind of sobering.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:28 | 0 |
Stigma downer. Bummer. If it makes her feel better my wife thinks my carness makes me boredrline bearable but she still thinks top gear is great. Got try new things cause they might taste good
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
01/07/2016 at 22:29 | 0 |
MY WIFE WAS INFUSED WITH RIBOFLAVIN
WE HAD A KID AFTER SHE DIED
JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:29 | 0 |
I loved the drunk Chevy Malibu review
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:30 | 0 |
MY WIFE HAS TRICEPS NOW!
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> Chariotoflove
01/07/2016 at 22:31 | 0 |
They’ve straight up told me i was a mistake. whoo. I was born while my dad was still in law school and my parents were paying off crippling college debt.
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> HammerheadFistpunch
01/07/2016 at 22:32 | 0 |
I’ll get my best friend and fellow gearhead and his gf to join us and we’ll see then. I’m not giving up damnit.
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
01/07/2016 at 22:33 | 0 |
What I would pay for him to come do mine.
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
01/07/2016 at 22:34 | 0 |
SO IT BEGINS. I’LL BE YOUR WOMAN NOW!
So many killer lines.
Chariotoflove
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:35 | 0 |
But I’m sure it was a happy mistake that they’d never take back (as a parent I can confirm that mentality with near certainty)! They must be so proud of you now...even if you do drive a Malibu.
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> Chariotoflove
01/07/2016 at 22:36 | 0 |
Lets hope so. The Malibu was my dad’s old car, and he still loves it, so we agree there.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:39 | 0 |
I have a friend who watches rcr too we often quote that line or the honda accord. Everytime I see a honda accord I say it in mr. regulars voice and assume the male owner likes to wear his wife’s clothes.
Chariotoflove
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:39 | 0 |
See, that’s the power of genetics there. It’s the only explanation!
I kid, but the Malibu is a decent car.
StoneCold
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:41 | 0 |
Dodge Avenger is by far the best, but the ‘07 Accord is kinda funny too.
GIVIN’ IT THE BUSINESS
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> Chariotoflove
01/07/2016 at 22:41 | 0 |
It’s a car. It does car things well. But I have the large 3.6 V6 model, so that’s a 252 HP motor which is fairly spunky, but the steering is lifeless, and the shiftable auto is nearly useless at sub-highway speeds.
StoneCold
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:42 | 1 |
Oh! Nearly forgot! If she’s seen Fear and Loathing, then the Cayman episode too!
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> StoneCold
01/07/2016 at 22:43 | 0 |
UHHH MY WIFE’S BEEN USING THE CAR.
V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 22:54 | 0 |
Miata review. It sort of made them
Chariotoflove
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 23:04 | 0 |
Yeah, well shiftable autos are just a bad idea from the outset, IMO. But enjoy it for what it is. Probably a good road trip machine.
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> Chariotoflove
01/07/2016 at 23:07 | 1 |
I’m certainly not complaining! It’s great at what it does, and its the fully loaded LTZ, so that is always nice.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 23:11 | 0 |
B-B-B-B-BASE
Chariotoflove
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 23:12 | 0 |
Better than average first car. Cool of your dad to give it to you.
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> Chariotoflove
01/07/2016 at 23:16 | 0 |
We’ll they didn’t “give” it to me. They charge me by every mile I put on it.
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/rant-175110551…
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/07/2016 at 23:17 | 0 |
OH YOU THOUGHT THOSE LITTLE RIBS WERE FOR GRIP?
SURRRRRPRIIIIIIIIISE!
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Guess what, this was a burner account
01/07/2016 at 23:23 | 0 |
This one. Yes. It is possibly the most classic one ever made.
Chariotoflove
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/07/2016 at 23:44 | 1 |
Oh, I take it back. Not cool at all. I learned the value of money from my parents and had to pay for my own non-necessities, but there is such a thing as taking the lesson too far. It's not for me to judge your parents, but I'd bristle at a mileage charge too.
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/08/2016 at 00:22 | 0 |
Easily the 1990 Chevy Suburban one.
MrDakka
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/08/2016 at 00:39 | 0 |
“Smoother than two Brazilian waxed, bi-curious, graphic majoring white girls scissoring in an inflatable kiddie pool filled with peach sherbert outside on a day when the humidity is 80%.”
-Mr. Regular
JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/08/2016 at 09:23 | 0 |
I’m so upset. When he did the Southern your, he was IN MY TOWN OF SARASOTA (the Brat review. If I wasn’t working, he could’ve reviewed the C30!
MiataHawaii
> Guess what, this was a burner account
01/08/2016 at 16:02 | 0 |
I always snicker at the “TRACKDAY BRO!” “HOOSIERS BRO”
Van Man, rocks the Man Van
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/10/2016 at 14:58 | 0 |
Which generation Odyssey do they have?
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> Van Man, rocks the Man Van
01/10/2016 at 15:01 | 1 |
its the third, I believe.
Van Man, rocks the Man Van
> Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
01/10/2016 at 15:03 | 0 |
Same! My mom’s got a 2009 EX, and it’ll most likely be my first car. Honestly I’m not even upset about that, I think it’s a pretty cool car actually.